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Enigmatic Elusive Elementary Endeavors of a Kinkster Some things Ill never understand and Im fine with it. I have no to understand them. Calculus, Law, CSPAN, Rugby, electricity, any lyrics Vedder ever except for "King " and "Dont me daughter." Theres probably a few Im forgetting. Like I said, Im fine with it. Whatever. Ive moved on.
However, theres a few things I dont understand and Im not fine with it. I havent moved on. Unwhatever .yes, I learned that word in public school, thank you very much. Believe me, you havent lived a good life unless youve told someone, "Unwhatever, motherfucker!!" after they say "whatever" to you. Try it. Youll love it. I promise. I do offer a rimjob back guarantee. Yes, I will rim you(deeply) if you dont love it.
So .back to the things Ill never understand and from which I havent moved on. Ive been fortunate local swingers ready casual encounter top dating websites to fulfill several fantasies over the years. My Fuck It bucket list contains many items crossed off, with only a scant few remaining. Experience with a FMF 3some. Yup. MFM 3some. Loved it. Pee play. You bet. Sloppy seconds. Definitely. My favorite. Road head. Nope. Not once. Fucking an ass. No but I tried a handful of times. Being pegged. Never. Only dildos, not a strap-on. Big dildos but dildos nonetheless. Those three things have always eluded me for some reason. Now I know pegging isnt mainstream and maybe even a strange request but road head and anal?? Those are like GED courses. I shoulda had those knocked out in around 20. But no. There they are, like two little stains on my record. The lack of anal especially hurts(no pun intended) because Ive tried maybe 4 or 5 times and basiy my dick has gone in and come right back out because Im told it hurts too much. My cock is a boomerang, ladies and gentlemen. So techniy Ive felt the inside of a warm, tight, yummy asshole but I never did any ass fucking. So close to the mountain top but yet so far. Just like my beloved Juventus this past weekend. I understand Im large but not circus animal large. You figure someone along the way had to be able to step up and take it like a champ. Nope. They havent. When I think of the things Ive done to my own ass and dwell on my omission from the list of Anal Doers, it makes me want to run into a large truck going 65 mph with only underwear on. Not the truck, I have underwear on. It pains me to say, you can me the 31 year old anal virgin. Yup, thats me. Sad. Very sad.
Shit, I double fisted someone before. I even had my balls squashed like grape(Any Karate Kid fans out there?) but Ive never had road head? You should get road head during your drivers test, for Petes sake. Thatll separate the men from the boys(and women from the girls of course). Ive never once been driving and someone thought, "Hey, I should blow him right now." Maybe Im just not sexy behind the wheel and I get that. The seatbelt plays tricks on a mans body. My personality doesnt shine through when I drive. Mainly because Im trying to NOT get us killed. I understand, superficial bitch, dont suck it. Wow, do I sound bitter right now? Sorry but Im sure you understand. How have I not lucked my way into road head or even reasoned my way into road head? Accidentally get some road head. Falsify my way into some road head. Pathetic. Just pathetic.
And pegging Aaah fuck it. I give up
*On a side note, this is the personals section, so Im looking for volunteers to help in these 3 areas. Anyone willing to "take one for the team" will always be held in high regard. I also offer a rimjob back guarantee on the high regard thing.

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